Last Night...

Last night was, um, interesting. Lily didn't nap at preschool yesterday so we knew she'd most likely sleep like crap. Maya is a week old so we knew she'd most likely sleep like crap. When Lily and Maya sleep like crap Husband and I sleep like crap. My night went like this...

7:30 Lily asleep
8:00 Lily awake, pooped in her pull-up
8:15 Lily back asleep
7:30 Maya asleep
9:30 Maya awake
10:00 Maya asleep
11:00 Maya awake
11:30 Lily awake (Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!)
11:45 Lily asleep
12:00 Maya asleep
12:45 Maya awake
12:46 Lily awake (Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!)
12:50 Lily asleep
1:15 Maya asleep
1:45 Lily awake (Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!)(Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!) (Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!)
1:55 Lily asleep
5:00 Maya awake
5:30 Maya asleep
5:45 Maya awake
5:50 Maya asleep
6:15 Maya awake
6:20 Maya asleep
6:45 Lily awake

Soooooo fun (insert eye roll here).

Welcome to the World Maya Gabriella!

September 17th, 2009, 8:10pm, 9 pounds, 8 ounces, 20 inches long.

Butts

So along with potty training comes copious amounts of butt talk. Lily, having been potty trained for a few months, has become more and more interested in not only her own butt, but in Husband's and my butts as well. She talks about her front butt and how it needs to be wiped "down" and her back butt, which needs to be wiped "up". Yesterday she and Husband accompanied me to my OB appointment. After the visit was over, Lily announced she needed to use the potty, so Husband took her in. The nurse and I waited outside, chatting, catching snippets of the conver going on inside the bathroom. Husband cheering for Lily's pee. Lily saying "I wipe DOWN!". Husband saying he has to go pee. Lily announcing loudly, "Daddy! You have a SWINGING BUTT!!!" The nurse and I giggling like two schoolgirls outside the bathroom door.

Dear Woman at the Zoo,

Yep, you're just so f-ing funny when you flash your huge yellow teeth at me and say "Big lunch?" as I'm walking by you while 37 weeks pregnant. So funny.